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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019
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Chump

Leo is a chump
by Ohh yea Assad’s May 8, 2018
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Chump

a mf with no bitches and doesn’t know what they’re doing
the man is a chump, no girl wants him
by eddie2pup August 1, 2022
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Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.
I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.
by Stlduchess March 28, 2019
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping
Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.
by Sigabiz December 26, 2014
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