Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 02, 2010

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 04, 2006

grundel choad

The patch of hair located on the grundel. See grundel. Often the nesting site of various types of dingleberries.

I got sand in my grundel choad.

by Furious Mike June 02, 2005

choad juice

The thick white substance from your purple headed yogurt slinger.

Last night I was playing xbox while your wife was playing with my choad, and got happy and sprayed her with me huge choad juice.

by cautrey May 15, 2007

Fat cat choad

a fat kid with a choad.... origanally from northeast AP in the town of yelwah

look at adam he is a fat cat choad
Holy fat cat choad

by february 4,2009 March 04, 2009

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 05, 2010