Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Chimping

Just a fucking vibe man, like it’s just chillin but with an “Apeish” twist. Many a brotha chimp with the boys on Saturdays

“Oh fuck yeah bro I was Chimping with the boys last Saturday man”

by Fatfunnyfish June 11, 2020

Chimp

A small person with no brain cells

Oi Ben your a chimp

by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020

Chimp Livin'

Livin' Wild and Prosperous, Hittin' The Club Every Weekend, and Dropping a Band on Hennessy For The Hunnies At The Club. That's Chimp Livin' Baby.

Jake: Damn Brodie, Marcus just dropped 30 bands on a new Yacht!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!

by cdabs June 21, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

chimps

cum, piss, and shit

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

by pissmommy October 1, 2020

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017