taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

by Herr Neal March 4, 2015

Church Head

A timid blow job where the lips don't go past the tip.

Last night some girl gave me church head. I ended up having to finish myself off.

by Check910 May 3, 2009

mclean bible church

a 10,000 member church just outside washington, dc that is very focused on reaching the community, through meeting the needs of community members and advertizing, such as the so what? commercials on many washington radio stations.

The traffic jam on Route 7 happened because McLean Bible Church just let out.

by bolt November 14, 2004

Church Of The Giant Cabbage Monster

he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.

I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!

by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008

West boro baptist church

1. is a anti-gay, USA, world, and armed forces "cult" ran by " Pastor" Phillips ( who is capital G gay)

2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.

3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out

4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)

The West boro Baptist church is full of hate, and is full of dumb and stupid christians

by kick azz September 5, 2013

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)

Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006