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Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010
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third times the charm

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.
by buddy retard July 5, 2020
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Charm City Circulator

A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.
Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!
by AddyDemTaps August 22, 2012
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Charmed, I'm sure

An expression used by one individual to another, usually meaning that they don't trust you entirely yet, and if you fuck up once, there's no chance of getting any at the end of the night.
Sir: Nice to meet you.
Ma'am: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sir: So...do you like beastiality?
Ma'am: ...*walks away*
by ThatGuySteveO September 1, 2006
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Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
by Yes indeed August 11, 2009
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Charm City Bippers

The most lit car club in Baltimore known for bringing out all the best swingers bippers and show cars. They also have the baddest bitches at all they meets
Yo did u see that scatpack chase that mustang out the pit at the charm city bippers meet
by Peeled bananas 42 March 12, 2022
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Lucky Charm Jackpot

When you're pouring lucky charms and all of a sudden there is a certian part that has a bunch of LC marshmellows, Quite frequent if you buy bulk packages (From Sam's or ssomething) When hitting the LCJ usual emotions are Excitement and Joy. But be careful not to hit the jackpot to frequently or you will be left with the regular cereal, which sucks.
Taylor: *Pours Cereal* ...
*Hits Lucky Charm Jackpot*
Taylor: Hell yeah!
by TayyZeeZombiee June 9, 2011
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