de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.

Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.

by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018

chapped under-eyes

That red rash under your eyes, like chapped winter lips but your eyes.

“It’s getting so cold out, I hate having these chapped under-eyes”

by moomoo4life November 20, 2024

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019

Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.

“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!

by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021