Chambersburg

The town where fun goes to die. Living in Chambersburg is similar to masturbating to the same porn site every night. Its fun the first time you go there, but every time after your left sitting in your bedroom with a limp and messy dick wallowing in self petty. Things locals do for fun are but not limited to, drinking coffee at Denny's, getting the shits at Waffle House, listening the local mind numbing christian bands, and attempting/succeeding in suicide.

Guy 1: Last night I went to Chambersburg to get some pussy!"

Guy 2: Jesus Christ how did that go?!

Guy 1: Terrible, I tried to screw this hot chick, but she was so boring my dick went limp. I ended up going home and jerking off, but it was tough because my tears kept getting in the way. I'm never going back there again.

by Dot Head Donkey Nuts May 2, 2011

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Facebook camper

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.

Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

chamber of squelch

Refers to the inside of a womans vagina or a male man-gina.

Even though it was cold out.......her chamber of squelch was still luke warm.

by Goudie November 19, 2006

Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.

*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008

Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.

I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?

by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010

Chamber Fart

The hollowed and often airy fart produced during a poop or similar. It often resembles a noise made in a gymnasium or a large chamber and often resounds throughout the bathroom.

I was in the library bathroom, and i had the loudest chamber fart. I am pretty sure the janitor heard.

by Gavsta707 January 13, 2015