cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

cauldron

when someone appears to be pregnant due to food consumption and makes a sound like when you put a new 5 gallon bottle on the arrowhead dispenser

My cauldron is rapiddly expanding and I may blow at any time.

I ate at wahoos and now i am a cauldron.

by cauldron hater May 22, 2006

Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Calkurus

This word was originally derived by Dr. Shih from the ancient neanderthalian root words Cal - Kar- Oos, meaning "Out of sync shit carburetor carburetor". However, today the meaning of the word is thought to resemble that of calculus.

"Class, today we have to dou two homeworks tree and four. We no need to get behind for the Calkurus exam May. Homeworks quiz tomorrow on one and too"

by Scott October 19, 2004

caullin

a dude that is kinda cool at times but can also be a faggot

Don't be a faggot like caullin.

by trystin_meatloaf March 20, 2019

Cauliflower

Cauliflower is used to describe hemorrhoids

Hey dude wanna drive crosscountry.

Nah I've got Cauliflower going on.

by JBRc51 April 5, 2020

witches cauldron

when one pours one metric litre of KY(gotta be KY)into the anus of their partner and stirs vigorously with ones phallic member.

"my girl wouldn't look me in the eye becaue i gave her the witches cauldron last night."

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011