cringe cough 

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.

cringe cough by cringecoughycough September 7, 2017

Tofu cough 

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

Tofu cough by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

Bong Cough 

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

Bong Cough by meesandauds July 17, 2018

pooping cough 

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

pooping cough by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public

“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough

cana-cough by Kharma girl November 30, 2020

coochie cough 

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

coochie cough by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

Cookie Dough Cough by Detr May 16, 2013