Caught a Jessica

Caught a Jessica.

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

caught the boom

An ass whooping

-Devin: "Bruh he almost beat her ass"

-Malik : "Yeah If R.J. and Taj didn't get in his way she woulda caught the boom frfr"
Devin: "Lol"

by Charger392keepslidin September 27, 2025

Caught spits

Receiving oral sex

YOOOO, I just caught spits from this one shorty in the bathroom!

by S1lent_Ch4lk January 2, 2024

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.

Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.

by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

caught lacking

if one is caught lacking then that means they were caught in a vulnerable position

Katie was caught lacking and now she's in a wheelchair

by That's not very paragon! December 20, 2023