naked otter

An insufficient sized dick, mostly reffered to the gays 👏, but can be used to talk about any lil dick ass nigga

Amanda: Did you know Jeff had a naked otter
Chloe: Yeah duh he's gay asf

Amanda:But he fucked Alise last year

Chloe: Shit then he just got a lil ass dick

by Anastasia idcidcidc April 16, 2017

The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)

I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.

by Phatern1 December 15, 2008

Naked mile

An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.

John is runing the naked mile.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009

mad naked

(adj) an adjective that can emphasize anything, and should be used often.

"jon jon pimps mad naked bitches in his camry"
"wow, theres mad naked people here at this party"
"there was mad naked food at ryan's house"

by little ben January 8, 2006

naked lunch

A frozen moment when everone sees what is on the end of every fork.

"There's no understanding Naked Lunch"

by Triffid June 25, 2005

butt naked

Completely and utterly nude.

You cannot go around butt naked when we are having guestsin the house.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Naked Time

The Time of day when there is no body in your place of residence. having the room to yourself.

this time is usually before or after getting in the shower in dorm rooms, not having to try to cover up for your roommates sake. however it can also be anytime one is home alone and the need to wear pants or clothes in general is lost.

Kyle: yes my roommate is gone, you know what that means.

Tim: looks like you get Naked TIME!!!

by Bsmack44 April 22, 2010