toot burglar 

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

toot burglar by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Dookie Burger 

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.

I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.

Dookie Burger by Obi Won☆88 December 27, 2019

Sludge Burger 

The act of sticking a chocolate covered penis between extremely large tities.

Mike gave me a Sludge Burger last night!

Sludge Burger by Leon "Big Dick" Brown December 23, 2008

ass burglar 

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

ass burglar by Mr. Grey Crow March 8, 2017

burger and fries the cat 

An angry cat in a cage who was filmed screaming. The video is on youtube and is featured in the Meowarchy series of videos of pissed off cats.

Another angry cat like burger and fries the cat is Pinky the cat.

burger and fries the cat by TK11 February 3, 2008

Ron Burgandy 

The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.

Most of my freinds talk like Ron Burgandy because he is The Balls

Ron Burgandy by Colte May 2, 2005

hypocrite burger 

A veggie burger with bacon.

VegetarianDude1: "Can I get a veggie burger with bacon?"
Dude2: "I'll have a hypocrite burger too"

hypocrite burger by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012