Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.

"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro

by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011

breaking pennies

To do an action with great speed or in an aggressive manner.

He ran so fast that he was breaking pennies.

by Thomas23245d-money6756 January 2, 2014

breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog May 27, 2016

Breaking the Eleventh Wall

Making such a deep and universe-transcending reference, that one references metaphysical limitations or extrapolations, culminating in a mind-blowing experience. Called the eleventh wall because it references the idea in String Theory that there are 11 dimensions.

"So I was Breaking the Eleventh Wall so badly when I was telling my friend about how everything from poop to quantum mechanics demonstrate the metaphysical connections to reality."

-Some Random Guy On a Street

by UrbanPhilosopheroftheDankWebz May 27, 2017

breaking red

When someone is extremely upset and beats the shit out of them.

That mother FUCKER pissed me off. I punched his face. I was breaking red mad!

by Break red November 17, 2018

Beathing

Beathing is like breathing but its not, since it misses an “r” and you have to do it manually now, its something different

No breathing, only beathing is allowed

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 6, 2020

breaking sinks

when you're a wlw and you go to hook up with a girl in the bathroom and you break the sink off the wall cause the sex is so good.

tryna go break some sinks tonight?

its the summer of breaking sinks with my girls

by doctorprincess May 5, 2021