skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007

Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

by Wadatah November 9, 2008

bogard

v. To move, behave, or act with bold selfishness, especially in a way that demonstrates disregard to the rights of others nearby.

What are you doing? You can't just bogard-you've got to wait your turn like everyone else. Don't you see the long line of people waiting to get in?

by U-Streeter August 4, 2008

Boar Hunter

When a male is in pursuit of only slam pigs and nothing else. Boar hunters usually linger by the pong table or any other location at a party where slam pigs act there sloppiest. The more wiser hunters hang in the shower behind the curtain waiting for a pig to come and drop a BIG ONE. As the pig is unloading in the toilet bowl this is usually when the hunters strike, either with a camera, or his wiener. Because the girl he is engaging is a pig she will most likely proceed with the act. Now the Boar Hunter has had a successful hunt and works his way in with more pigs later in the night.

Yo broski you hear seth's getting mad butt? Nah dude he's just a Boar Hunter all his girls are slam pigs

by OC Broski December 22, 2010

Boards

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

"Get the boards! Box out!"

by paspaspas November 18, 2014