Betsy

A bear that is mistaken for a cute human girl.

She will deny vehemently that she is a bear, but do not let yourself be fooled. She will maul you if she is given the opportunity.

Commonly eats honey and salmon.

Can be found pillaging bee hives for honey or raiding human's picnic baskets.

Whoa! Does has Betsy always had a tail and a hunger for raw fish?
Yeah! You didn't know she was a bear?

by Gottaknowit February 24, 2011

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

Itsy Bitsy Spider

When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.

Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.

by Sex Lab September 29, 2019

bots

meaning: samoan language 'bots' is short for the extended pronounced proper word poko..poko in english meaning: smart ass or in front


do things without thinking

bro; go pull down ms morningsides skirt
sole; no bro..i dont wana bots it dick !

by shush` April 16, 2005

botty burp

when your arse decides to make the noise that should have left your mouth,after a large swig of stella.

by seanyboy August 1, 2003

bots

to fail at school

"I'm going to bots it." or just as a hissed exclamation "Botssss" when someone in the class makes a mistake

by teacher maggie June 19, 2010

bootsy

(adj.) unfair, uncool, or "ungood"

What? You can't go home this weekend because of homework? That's hella bootsy!

by k1 October 11, 2001