Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

Bonk Bonk

Hitting someone hard on the head.

He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.

by red he February 12, 2024

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks

by jjhgffghf February 15, 2024

bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis

oh bro we did bonk filter

by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019