Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.

Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets

by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021

Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

by Wolffame April 30, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

bonks

abbreviation of "bonkers"

yeah that shirt is so bonks

by workitearnit November 22, 2025

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025