Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

bonk gang

a group of people who will whip and nae nae on you after stealing your lunch money

“the bonk gang just stole all my money” “i just got dabbed on by the bonk gang”

by ibuphrofen December 10, 2018

Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021

Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024

bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.

He is bonking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Bonk

Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.

3 bonks, go to horny jail

by angrytaco January 12, 2022