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Bog Wash

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.
hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?
by man.in.greek May 17, 2017
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bog nigger

A racist slur for Irish immigrants. Coined by the KKK.
That bog nigger thinks he's white enough to live in our neighborhood. We'll show him papists ain't welcome here.
by 1916fenian March 17, 2017
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mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.
"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"
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Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.
I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.
by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010
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Dirty Bog

(Noun): A detestable person that is generally unattractive and overly sexually promiscuous. Dirty Bogs often attach them selves with more attractive people so they can feel better about them.
slut skank bog rat whore man whore

Jim: Dude, I just got laid by Casey.
Joe: Aw sick, she's a dirty Bog. Were you drunk or something?
Jim: Yes...
by 5283 June 10, 2013
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Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 22, 2014
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bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.
by Scattyissues December 4, 2016
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