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Bog Wash

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.
hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?
by man.in.greek May 17, 2017
mugGet the Bog Washmug.

bog nigger

A racist slur for Irish immigrants. Coined by the KKK.
That bog nigger thinks he's white enough to live in our neighborhood. We'll show him papists ain't welcome here.
by 1916fenian March 17, 2017
mugGet the bog niggermug.

mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.
"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"
mugGet the mud boggingmug.

Bog Rhino

An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.
Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.
by Pickled Embryo September 8, 2023
mugGet the Bog Rhinomug.

Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 22, 2014
mugGet the Bog Unicornmug.

Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.
I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it
by Chodebar December 14, 2018
mugGet the Bog wanmug.

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.
by Scattyissues December 4, 2016
mugGet the bog splittermug.

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