Bluffery

Lied, untrue statements, bullshit etc.

Her: “ you know I have been missing you daddy”
Him: “here you go with /the bluffery/

by PrettyPettyPetite November 21, 2024

buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010

Bufferific

An Internet video that due to one reason or another takes an overwhelming amount of time to load, buffers at least a million times, or gets stuck in unending loading.

"Dude, I just want to watch this video but it's taking forever!"
"Why is this website so bufferific?"

by Weofparadigm April 28, 2010

Bluffety

Used to describe a person with no real personality, who is vague and is neither one thing nor another. Usually quite dim and believes what others tell them. Weak. Has no desire to make their own decisions and usually extremely irritating.

Can also be used to describe a sound with no true definition

Jamie stop playing your tuba is so god damn Bluffety it's killing me

by Lou Ren December 24, 2010

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

bufferwork

Work you do on a assignment well before it is due. This works is done so that the bufferworker can procrastinate for a longer period of time.

John "We have that really big assignment due on Friday and it is already Monday"

Jake "Suck to be you. I already bufferworked sixty percent of my assignment now I can start on Wednesday"

John "Damn I better get started or I will never get done"

Jake "I'm going to use my spare time to play Xbox"

John "Don't rub it in"

by BlackboyjoeTBN September 20, 2011

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.

Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."

by paldin September 25, 2011