Bloomfield Hills

The place in southeast Michigan that is a combination of busy roads, strip malls, gyms, gyms in strip malls, trees, big houses, and schools. It isn't as cool as Birmingham bc it doesn't have a downtown at all. It's kind of diverse, but that's coming from a kid from northern non-Chicago area Illinois. Nobody brags about living here. Everyone has an SUV. Everyone has a Juul. I live by the Leo's that nobody goes to. There are lots of old people. most high school students eventually just give up and go to Grand Valley State bc it's easy to get in.

"Oh Bloomfield Hills. Isn't that by Birmingham?"

by Rich Homie 27 January 22, 2018

Bloompy

Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.

"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"

by Bonobo Boy May 3, 2005

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

orlando bloom

the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!

Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!

by kla March 18, 2005

bloom

Nickname for the town of Bloomsburg. You know...the drinking town with a college problem. Also nickname for the college itself (Bloomsburg University).

Let's go back to bloom to hit up some parties that aren't as crazy as Penn State's.

by Jaaaake June 26, 2006

orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met

He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.

by bynadz February 28, 2005

bloodfucker

a mixture of bloodclut and mother fucker, the biggest insult known in mankind
also known as when a man likes to fuck a gal who is on the blob!

yo josh you bloodfucker

by nathan maxwell May 18, 2006