blompers

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

blomonge

like a bird call but for humans so basically if you want someone’s attention you shout this and the other person shouts it back

daughter: *on their phone*
mum: blomongeeeee
daughter: *looks up from their phone* blomongeeeee

by The Superior and The Spesh December 12, 2021

Blobfish

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

blomgtics!

The one damn thing arin said I still cant understand!

Person 1: Blomgtics!
Person.

by UwU nya! June 13, 2022

blomgtics!

The one damn thing arin said I still cant understand!

Person 1: Blomgtics!
Person 2: wat.
No

by UwU nya! June 13, 2022

bloofen

When you’re having butt sex and your butthole prolapses but it feels good.

Girl, the other day me and my hubby were bloofen all night and i couldn’t stop

by Bloinkw September 3, 2022

blmf

blmf stands for a bichless mother fucker like touch grass you dumbass

person 1:why you such a blmf go touch grass dumbass B)
person 2:WHY WAAA WAAA WAA WAA

by dickdickman27 October 25, 2022