Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.

I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp

by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020

Blofield

(noun) - When you shoot 8 strokes better on one set of 9 holes versus the other set of 9 holes, in golf

Today was a wild round; I shot a Blofield on the back 9 after a terrible 49 on the front, and I finished with an 84

by Ernst Blofield January 6, 2022

Bloof

Meaning weed; can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or adverb.

Noun: We gotta get some bloof bro.
Adjective: Can’t do shit I’m totally bloofed.
Verb: Hey man I’m bloofing right now.
Adverb: Her eyes were so bloofy after smoking that j.

by MrMeeseekz February 26, 2023

Bloeforidia

When your nipples are sore and irritated to the point where they feel like they are going to fall off

Damn shelby my bloeforidia is hitting me hard today

by cookie120 March 9, 2023

Code bltofficial

Use code bltofficial no spaces. You will win more games of fort my doing this and you will be shiny

use code Bltofficial in the fortnite item shop

by Code blt May 1, 2019

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.

“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”

by Truffle pig August 24, 2021