Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

Bessie

The nasties “girl” you know. She thinks she smells good, but, inbetween you and me, she smells like my papas asshole. (That’s not a good thing, trust me.) Her sexiest friend is named Clara. Clara is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Bessica, on the other hand is DISGUSTING. I threw up just typing about her. Yuck yuck yuck.

Guy 1: “Man that..thing..Bessie is so gross”
Guy 2: “I know! She asked me to suck her toes, so I did, and her toenail is on top of her foot. How weird!”
Clara: “I love Bessie, but she’s horrible.”

by Clarence Mantits November 6, 2018

Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021

Irish blessing

An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).

Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.

by TyOshea October 28, 2013

bessieship

the bessieship is a metaphor for a great friendship with your bessie ie- your best friend

Person1:dude...i so love our bessieship!
Person2: i know it kicks bum1

by dougdan hartom December 9, 2008

Blessical

some girl who uses the @ud cammand too much

BLESSICAL READ A DICTIONARY

by crippyrgss August 27, 2009

blesseder

An extension of the word blessed to be used as a reference to others.

For example, I am blesseder than the rest because I am able to go to a Federer match.

by 7Party4Life October 25, 2015