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birthday juice

A smoothie-like concoction, made of one whole pear, Malibu rum, fresh pineapple, and lots of vodka. It may also contain bananas, Cointreau, milk, apples and tequila. Birthday juice is best served at room temperature and the birthday juice maker must ride the pony while using the blender. Serve in Solo cup.
Kato could not wait to get that birthday juice. But the birthday juice maker would not quit riding the pony and stop the blender. When he finally did stop riding that pony, Kato took that birthday juice and said, "kthnx".
by Male Kyzer November 5, 2007
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Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.
by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012
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birthday boobs

A grand old tradition in which a female will take a picture of her titties and send it to a spouse/boyfriend/fuckbuddy/celebrity/or just a lucky random person if it is their birthday. "Happy birthday" may or may not be written across the hills.
"Hey what did Sarah give you for your birthday?"
"I'll show you"
"YOU GOT BIRTHDAY BOOBS?! Damn you are lucky and she is a keeper. Dynamite nips by the way."
by goldstaylives November 12, 2013
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birthday asshole

Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.
Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".
by brands0220 February 22, 2014
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birthday nice

what harry styles says when he's toasted
@Harry_Styles: Thank you for all the birthday nice. You're all wonderful, and I love you. H
by livesott February 1, 2019
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Epic Birthday Bomb

Epic Birthday Bomb is when you, and possibly a few friends, start leaving fake birthday wished on someone's social networking profile in hopes that others will unknowingly follow along.

This acts as A) An annoyance for the person receiving numerous status updates when it's not even their birthday, and B) A nice way to past time at your otherwise boring ass job.
Dave B: Did you see how many idiots thought it was really Rob's Birthday when all they had to do was look on the information section?

Jeannette B: TOTES! Epic Birthday Bomb!
by Todd N'Erection June 28, 2010
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baldis birthday

baldis birthday is on 4/04/18

baldi is from badli basics
guys its baldis birthday
by Chungy boy April 3, 2019
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