damn, i must be the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack cause your mother hunge herself AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG
by jizzy stackalion February 19, 2022

by lauchfromdarkages May 20, 2022

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.
"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales
the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales
the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird
hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

by AxolotlArmy June 4, 2024
