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bernie king

Used when someone wants to define a dumbass
by 329am January 7, 2021
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Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career
by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021
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Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.
Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
by swon February 12, 2021
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Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag
Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag
by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021
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Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.
Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.
by HenBarper July 5, 2021
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Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
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berniekay

A bernadette that becomes a hoe and a stripper
Hey berniekay
by 12345() November 21, 2021
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