Benedict

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.

Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!

by BCWFYB April 13, 2010

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

St. Benedict

Ok this school is okay but u no their are so many love triangles n rudeness n tlkin bout people behind their backs like if a short blonde boy n a brunette r doing stuff! people need to shut up! and N tresor n adam are never gonna go bak out soo STOP tellin people they r! also a short midget brown haired boy n a short blonde haired girl have something going on u no(jennifer) ya well i willl miss u all so hav fun! next yr.

St. benedict school is okay!!

by not telling! April 5, 2005

St. Benedict

Though many things in the definition are true above... The school is full of cheaters,liers,backstabbers,etc.Yes few people ever notice things but most people try. The things above,who ever wrote it, is the biggest HYPRICRITE EVER!!!!I am almost positive that person has made something about them.MOST PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL ARE HYPRICRITES!!!!Doesn't anyone have anything better to do with their time??AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING CARRIE IS SPOLIED!!! SHE'S NOT....SHUT UP!!!! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED A NICE GIFT FROM ANYONE.....Anyway back to how the school sucks...so do the teachers...though there are few exceptions...(mr.e...who is like totally awesome!!!He will help you with like anything and everything!! Go him!)Though there are some good people...Like Janine...who is smart,funny,good at basketball;softball,and the best markers player ever... and Catherine too..she is so funny and good at shopping!!!Anyway...like the person above... I congratulate the people who stay true to themselves...I wish I could be more like you!(though i try!)

P.S:this school is full of RETARDS i won't name any names but you could guess if you knew me...which you don't!!

Real examples:
person #1:You know you is great?
person #2:Catherine and janine?
person #1: you read my mind!!!!!!

person #1:I hate this school
person #2:Yeah so do I but I will miss you guys!!!
person #1:me too

by no way not telling February 8, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

A man who many thought to be very brave until he decided to apologize for remarks about the Islamic faith that were very true. This apology proved Mr. Ratzinger, aka Pope BenedictXVI, a complete coward.

"The Muslims are attacking! Where's Pope Benedict XVI? Oh wait. He's hiding!"

by tinklemint September 26, 2006

St. Benedict

St. Benedict school is a small Catholic school in the fan, where the kids that aren't mean are just stupid or slutty. Of course, the moronic sixth graders leave a skankiness gap from the elementary to middle school, going will-nilly when someone kisses someone else (on the cheek). Boys and girls alike share the same stupidity and ignorance, laughing when someone says "poop" and flirting with a tall red-haired white boy with an afro. When they aren't making out with him, they go for a more "slow", short blonde boy with creapy contacts and an "irresistable" habit of rolling up his sleeves and strutting around the playground. You may meet a few nice teachers there, but most are just liberals or decimal-loving communists, who never cease to bash Bush and the Crusades. The school would be better if kids would stop making out on the playground. And an assortment of angry, bitter people. Plus, Lucas is also gay.

Anonymous sixth grader: "There's a rumor going around that you and Adam are going out."
Lucas: "Yes!"

by Not telling you February 20, 2005

benedict

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.

you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

by steven thackwray September 28, 2006