Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."

by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.

The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth

Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon

by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011