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park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
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bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
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Bench

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall
He is doing the bench again. He's such a bench body. Why can't everyone be a bench
by BenchBody June 8, 2021
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle
“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150
by Dong.com April 11, 2023
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Bubby bench

It's a word which is used instead of bloody bitch. It's clean version of a curse word which you can use infront of anybody! Bubby stands for bloody and bench stands for bitch
Bubby Bench she was
by Duymson December 10, 2018
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Bench

Something you can sit on
Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench
by Jill.32z October 10, 2018
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