Before I Self Destruct

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".

"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.

by iconmike2008 December 19, 2008

Swipe Before you Wipe

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.

While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

by Covejoel April 17, 2010

over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship

"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."

by wolfpacc December 8, 2009

To boldly go where no man has gone before

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".

Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!

by Adam Nonymus June 19, 2009

lick it before you stick it

To perform oral sex on a woman before having actual sex with her.

Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I always say, 'lick it before you stick it.'"

by Michael Kearney December 10, 2008

Bedford Pa

A small town located in the lower heart of PA, this small shit hole consists of nothing better to do than party with high school kids and have sex with underage high school girls. Very populated with rednecks, hill billies, with a slight mix of pot heads living on Pitt Street located downtown. Bedford has a huge shopping center that includes a Mcdonalds, AT&T store, and the smallest wal-mart in the US. You wont find anything new or interesting here, because as stated before Bedford is a shit hole cares about is living in the past with remodeling the Bedford Springs, so rich assholes can go play some golf and enjoy the wonderous woodlands of bedford.

Bedford Pa

by Strike the rock July 10, 2009

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011