bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.

Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.

by V. C. Five February 10, 2008

Bearded Fish Taco

Rowan Alexander.

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!

by ljihfdsgluhdfg October 13, 2008

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 2, 2009

bearded

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011

breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

by Le Zench April 25, 2009

bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...

"check out that bearded wonder!"

by slimbo9 October 2, 2013

you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

by SNAAAAAAAAAKE June 16, 2017