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Blitz

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.
by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020
mugGet the Blitzmug.

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022
mugGet the Blitz Duelsmug.

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
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blitz stop

A really quick run to a store for forgotten supplies, especially for a party.
People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.
by tyankou September 17, 2016
mugGet the blitz stopmug.

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
mugGet the Blood donor blitzmug.

Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term
John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that
by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025
mugGet the Blitzmug.

Zone Blitz

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"
by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018
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