buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

baltringue

Snitch in french. Derived from the french word balance

"La rue, ils sont dingues, jamais tourner le dos à une seringue
Retire ton string joue pas les baltringues
On aime les histoires d'hommes et de flingues" -Nessbeal

by FrenchLascar187 August 12, 2004

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010

batting for the other side

batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............

charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"

by charlie-boy July 15, 2004

bothering

British expression for dating.

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018