bathroom ninja

–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.

Manager: Did that gentleman buy anything?
Cashier: No, he was just a bathroom ninja.

by lookslikelolita September 25, 2008

Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.

She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."

by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006

bathroom zombie

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

by howwitty January 17, 2008

Bathroom Sense

The innate sense which allows one who possesses it to find the restroom in a public building (e.g., restaurant, DMV, other place of business, et cetera) or even private home without being given directions. Some people have it, some do not.
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.

-Hey, I'm going to go use the bathroom.
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)

by NGMankiw April 1, 2008

bathrobe ninja

Noun. An idiot from TJHSST and William and Mary who runs around in a bathrobe hitting things with his reinforced heavy duty umbrella. Capable of focusing his energy into a Super Bathrobe Ninja form.

Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.

Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.

See: Your new demigod.

Wow, Bathrobe Ninja is really kicking ass and taking names today.

by AstralFire August 3, 2004

bathroom stall

Emergency 'romantic' interlude location, its never your first choice but it will do if he's that hot.

After a couple drinks, and with all the exits blocked, I had no choice but to drag him into the ladies for some hot bathroom stall action.

by SarahKasarah December 14, 2008