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bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.
Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.
by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013
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out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.
Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.
by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
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Bateson

Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.
I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.
by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011
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roman bath

A roman bath refers to a method of suicide in which a person lies in a bathtub and slits his wrists.
Person 1: What happened to Jill?
Person 2: They found her in a roman bath last night.
by YO LET ME PICK MY NAME December 17, 2014
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Hot Soapy Bath Wank

To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank
Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.
by superT's August 14, 2010
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bathing suit hickey

This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.
In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."
by Liz September 25, 2004
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bathsturbater

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.
Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by bswof22 June 24, 2012
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