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bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them
"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy
by 0161mannyonthemap June 22, 2016
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faux-bate

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."
by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007
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Bates

Bates
by Guccipolo November 14, 2025
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Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream
Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 6, 2019
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Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
Wow my cocks large, Bates.
by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019
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Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it
I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating
by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020
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Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020
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