whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

by Dylan April 13, 2005

baela

someone who's the #1 bae and is absolutely perfect
baeperfectbest#1

Person 1: "That girl over there is so perfect"
Person 2: "Yeah totally, she's definitely a baela"

by mswizzle15 August 3, 2015

Los Bagels

An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.

"Hey Ian, lets go pick up a bagel with hummus and larrupin at Los Bagels"

by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

deuce bagelo

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.

by t3rd November 8, 2007

Bananto Bagel

The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.

i totally gave that girl the bananto bagel yesterday!!

by supperrslut6969XxX June 29, 2011