bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

by musically inclined December 21, 2016

Poor Bastard Society

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

by Vivalicious January 4, 2010

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011

Snide Bastard

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

by TJ98 August 1, 2015

Good bastard

Slang used in New Zealand and Australia to positively describe the character of a male they know personally.

Bob’s a good bastard, no matter what people say about him

by pbrads101 April 24, 2016

Humanitarian Bastards

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.

The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.

by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017

saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018