Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016

Beauty Bash

Beauty Bash was a now-defunct site providing an outlet for members of MakeupAlley.com and other beauty sites to mock other members behind their backs. They fancied themselves the Greek chorus to the drama that often unfolds on such sites, but really all it was, was people making fun of other people's makeup, hair, toenails, personal problems, weight, and possible sexual orientation, among other things. Rumor had it the site was actually managed by the owner of Makeup Alley just so people wouldn't start flame wars on MUA, an ad-supported site. Mostly it became a contest to see who could call the most other people cunts in the shortest period of time. If anyone knows of a replacement site, reply to this definition with the URL.

She's so nice to me on MUA, but on Beauty Bash she called me a cunt and said my e/s (eyeshadow) was like My Little Pony on crack.

by Robin8 March 19, 2018

bash book

a book that you write bad/mean things bout people that you wouldn't say to their face and you pass it around to other people and and they add things about people

Did you see Passhun bash book she said you a ho. Really i thought we were friends will in Sidney book it say you a dyke

by Nayna December 8, 2004

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

big bash

A T20 Cricket League in Australia where bowlers barely have a chance, unless you're Rashid Khan.

Do you want to go to a big bash game? Rashid Khan is playing.

by sammypower December 28, 2020

Tashe Bashe

Tashe Bashe is the name given to a young girl who is really funny. Boys love her, and she also has a stunning best friend.

"My best friend Amber is a Tashe Bashe."

"Man! That Tashe Bashe is hot!"

"Everyone says I am a Tashe Bashe"

by Tingalingalingalingaling November 13, 2011

Dilly-bash

A dildo used at high intensity to acheive required results.

1 - Last night I caught the misses dilly-bashing herself
2 - I'd love to watch the two girls upstairs dilly-bash each other
3 - For a more intense dilly-bash, my boyfriend attached my dildo to his reciprocating saw and went to pound-town on me.

by bjs4every1 September 25, 2014