barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

by Cheyne Smith December 06, 2007

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Barney Rubble Trouble

A person who is intentionally starting trouble, but pretends not to be, is creating Barney Rubble Trouble.

At the football game, Tim belittled the opposing fans by shouting names at them. When the stadium security guard came around, he told Tim to have a good time in the stands, but to not start any trouble. Tim replied, "No trouble, no trouble, Barney Rubble." Tim was creating Barney Rubble trouble because he gave the security guard the impression that he didn't mean to start any trouble when he really did.

by Jerry Y. March 06, 2008

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one barney better

to outdo someone else. an irish saying.

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.

by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005

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Barney the purple dinosaur

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.

That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020

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Barney Bad-ass

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.

You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.

by JJFoote November 02, 2017

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