Barbenheimer

When you ram a Barbie (or Ken no judgement here) doll so far up your anus the resultant damage is apocalyptic.

I rammed a barbie doll up my anus so hard I've given myself a barbenheimer.

by johnlikesbread August 2, 2023

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines

That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.

by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

a barbie

A pretty girl.

Ree: "that bish is a barbie"

by iiloveree May 31, 2019

Alabama Barbecue

When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.

Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?

John: Yea man, it sucked.

by Pierce Cox June 22, 2010

barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

Barbie Freaker

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.

"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."

by sicksadworld July 6, 2011