masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
Get the basturbation mug.A church in Topeka, Kansas. Their basic philosophy is that god hates everyone but them for supporting the homosexual community. They "rejoice" in anything and everything bad that happens, because they believe that it is the "Wrath of God" condemning people for supporting the LGBTQ community. They picket soldier funerals, other churches, gay pride parades, concerts that support anything they're against (everything but themselves), and many other things. They hold signs saying "god hates fags", "god hates America", "thank god for std's", "fag troops", "thank god for dead soldiers", etc. Most of the members (about 70) are family. They are hated by most of America and even their own state. Their pastor, Fred Phelps, abandoned and kicked out one of his own daughters for growing up and realizing she disagreed with the church. Strangely enough, Fred Phelps was denounced and rejected by Westboro Baptist Church before his recent passing. No comment has been made as to why.
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Get the Westboro Baptist Church mug.A building full of lowlife hypocrites that fill their time by celebrating people's deaths because they believe that they are the only ones who understand the Bible. They think that the 9-11 disaster was the result of too many gay people. How stupid could you get? The amount of hypocrisy and ignorance they display in a day is too much for one person to take in a whole year!
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by Hooter's Boy February 23, 2009
Get the Basturd mug.Yet another one of those groups like soccer moms and Mormons who would rather have everyone else around them feel as pathetic as themselves.
Some of their known atrocities include burning books, promoting an "abstinence-only" approach to sex ed, and eroding women's lives (not only on the right to choose, but to the sickening degree of "a woman's place is in the home" that wasn't present in the time of Leave It to Beaver.)
As with any possible religious fundy, not all Southern Baptists follow these retrovisionist beliefs. Take with a full shaker of salt.
Some of their known atrocities include burning books, promoting an "abstinence-only" approach to sex ed, and eroding women's lives (not only on the right to choose, but to the sickening degree of "a woman's place is in the home" that wasn't present in the time of Leave It to Beaver.)
As with any possible religious fundy, not all Southern Baptists follow these retrovisionist beliefs. Take with a full shaker of salt.
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actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.
...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...
...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...
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