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baller points 

Baller points is a points system(that nobody keeps track of) and are awarded and deducted by anyone in a group of friends for certain acts. Points are awarded win a person in the group does something good or funny, deducted for doing something lame or stupid.
Allen bangs an incredibly hot set of twins on a Monday night.
Foster the next morning:14 baller points buddy
Allen:Thank you

Julio comes to a party wearing socks and sandals
Foster:Eww negative 3 baller points dude
Julio:Again! Dammit
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Baller Bash

A trip away with a group of like minded ballers (tightnight group) - usually to cause havoc on a destination away from the groups neighbourhood as an escape from the daily hustle. Girlfriends and female friends are not included and essential ingredients include copious consumption of alcohol and flirtations with females at the destination.
Baller 1: man my woman has been on my back for ages, i need to get away for a trip with the boys!

Baller 2: Ill get the crew together for a baller bash up the coast - we'll sort out the beers and beats and hit up the local hotties!!
Baller Bash by Auzzieballer June 21, 2009

baller nation 

An adjective that expresses supreme flyocity. for more info, see fuck yo couch
Hey, cracka, these Sun Chips look real fly next to the Root Beer. Baller nation!
baller nation by CRuff June 24, 2008

baller bitch 

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one
Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.
baller bitch by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013

baller's eve 

1. when your ballin' real hard, you out, got money, and you living like its new years eve or something. 2. paid and getting cheese.
you should have gone by the spot last night it was like baller's eve!!!!!
baller's eve by danjo January 27, 2007

baller jake 

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.
Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.
baller jake by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016

baller ayanna 

someone who knows how to ball ish and has a man named deondrae ad they r so cute she has curly hair
baller ayanna by a somone November 9, 2017