baffoonski

A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.

Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?

Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.

Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.

by theswaggacrew March 18, 2010

Babooning

Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.

I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.

by Vleis July 6, 2011

Baffoonary

Chaos and shenanigins caused by Baffoons.

"Another mess caused by night shifts baffoonary!!"

by SteveSnowdog May 6, 2013

Bafoolary

When someone is suggesting an unacceptable answer or question. The person is use to being a fool.

The smokers trading a top tier running back for a bench receiver is bafoolary!

by Jack D. Rabbit September 14, 2017

obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

by Rim Rider April 23, 2014

naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

by GBTAN October 19, 2008

banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009