by Batmanning October 3, 2011
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*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
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People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).
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