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Bachelors Handshake

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.
Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!
by Batmanning October 3, 2011
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Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".
*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
by StanTehMan January 19, 2010
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bachlorette party

A party meant to be WOMEN and ONLY women!
Absolutely NO men are allowed to attend this function throughtout the entirety of this event.
People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).
by The Voice Has Spoken September 23, 2007
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Bachman

An inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.
Larry Craig was revealed to be Bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.
by notabachman July 17, 2011
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confirmed bachelor

Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.
by Aerolite March 11, 2004
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bachillion

A reli big number used to describe a lot of something. Only use it epically.
I will post a bachillion things on your fb wall if you post that fugly pic of me
by leahlea July 3, 2011
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bach pad

A house or bedroom where single men reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved
Come over to my bach pad ;)
by Yamumlolokok August 1, 2016
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