dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

average nebraskan

Manual pleasuring of a woman driver by hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger gave the driver an average nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"

John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF

by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020

Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.

Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.

by Firemonkey755 June 27, 2018

Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person

I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small

by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021

average discord moderator

Somebody who is in the age range of 32-48 who loves to prey on little kids through gaining the title moderator in a discord group

little kid: somebody is trying to get my location on discord
mom: he must be a average discord moderator.

by ibeatupautistickids January 28, 2023