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australian handjob

An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.
"He did the Australian handjob on her"...
by DamianLolWood July 27, 2017
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Australian Kangarod

The sexual act of a light-skin Australian female, dressing up as a kangaroo just to get shot by her husband, dressed as an

African kangaroo hunter. than proceeds to fuck her with an AK-47
I'm a bout to Australian Kangarod the shit out of my boss if he does a Sausage Backspin on my desk again..
by YaboiArabCaillou December 13, 2018
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Australian Kiss

When two people make their buttholes kiss.
"Last night I was lying, on my back, with my knees up to my chin, spreading my ass apart. Then Celsie squatted over me and halo-dropped her anus onto mine. Best Australian Kiss I've ever had since, Ada,m."
by xTrainerRedx June 19, 2018
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Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
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A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
by aussiehunter September 24, 2018
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Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down
The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower
by dogsonclouds September 27, 2018
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australian pancake

when a guy cums on a girls stomach and then she lays in the sun.
by simplepleasures March 24, 2008
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australian cleavage

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage
by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010
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