Atheia

A future country in which Atheist's from all over the Earth will be able to live in peace without fear of being killed by religious radicals and/or have religious beliefs shoved down their throat.

Atheist man: "Oh my Science!"

Atheist's wife: "What's wrong, honey?!"
Atheist man: "They're building a church across the street.....quick, pack up everything and get the kids. We're moving to Atheia!"

by BobBamboochutes July 29, 2010

Atheism

A lack of, or absence of belief in God or gods.

Atheism, despite its small profile amoungst most of humanity is actually a default position to which all human beings are born into, its just that many people are either indoctrinated from childhood into following, or later in life choose to follow some form of theism, polytheism, or even pantheism.

by Icehawk April 13, 2004

Atheism

Atheism is the disbelief of the existence of a god or gods in any religion. Often confused with Satanism by bigoted Christians.

Atheism: Prove God exists.

Christianity: Prove he doesn't!

Atheism: Prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't.

Christianity: ...

Atheism: That's what I thought.

by MGN February 26, 2009

athelstan

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.

Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.

by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017

Militant Atheism

Militant Atheism, also referred as New Atheism, Antitheism, Atheist Fanaticism, Atheist Fundamentalism or as Atheist Extremism, is an atheist ideology and a variant of atheism that supports that atheism should be spread worldwide and also supporting very violent and passive-aggressive arguments against religion and spirituality. It says to be against fanaticism, fundamentalism and extremism, despite promoting fanaticism, fundamentalism and extremism by themselves. Militant atheism is no different than religious fundamentalism and religious extremism and should be equally countered as religious fundamentalism and religious extremism.

Militant Atheism is as bad as religious fundamentalism. And hey, stop denying it isn't.

by Dumugian February 3, 2022

Atheist

An atheist is simply one who lacks a belief in a god or gods. That's it. It does not mean militant asshole, anti-theist, humanist, intelligent, blind, skeptic, secular, freethinker, or liberal.

Most people confuse the terms agnosticism and atheism. This should clear the misunderstanding:

gnostic theist: I know god exists
agnostic theist: I don't know if a god exists, but I believe there is one
agnostic atheist: I don't know if a god exists, but I don't believe there is one
gnostic atheist: I know there is no god

Most atheists are agnostic. While atheism deals with non-belief in god(s), this term does not describe what we do believe in. People have different labels (or no labels at all) for what they do believe in but this is outside atheism.

Atheism is not a religion. There is no worship of any people, no holy books, no dogma, no persecution, and no absolute truth.

Sye: You're agnostic? Oh good, I'm glad you're not one of those militant atheist assholes
Chris: Actually, I'm an atheist
Sye: But I thought you were agnostic? You're a decent person, how could you be an atheist?
Chris: I just don't think there's enough evidence to warrant a belief in god. That's it. This does not mean I'm a good person or asshole.

by GreatA42 April 5, 2016

atheism explains everything

Antonymn: "Why did God allow this to happen"?
It's such a mystery!

Until you accept the fact that God doesn't exist.
And then things become crystal clear.
Atheism explains everything.

by Leaf Earacheson August 27, 2009