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asshole

someone who is a jerkoff or a backstabber in some cases. Often used as a joke but at the same time can start a huge fist fight or can ruin a friend ship
pat: im at my moms house
tom: i tapped that ass last night
pat: you ASSHOLE
by shondon March 23, 2008
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assholes

You know who or what you are people, you're probably some form of asshole.
Why.. must.. there.. be.. such.. a-holes. Either there are folks who are blunt, or insinuating shit to ya. Shut the fuck up, you bags. assholes! LOOSSERS!!
by see the good... December 1, 2009
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assholic

God, this teacher is so assholic.
by reynneth March 26, 2009
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asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.
Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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asshole

That asshole make me so mad, I want to stop on his foot.
by Light Joker September 12, 2004
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asshole

1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.
by bread infection December 10, 2009
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asshole

1. Most of those who add their own defenition to this site with little or no actual knowledge, who may also be ignorant.

2. Another word for where your body defecates.
"I that asshole put gays under definition for horror! Homophobic asshole...."

"Dang, most of the edits in words such as "furry" or "gay" were done by real assholes...."

"Alot of feces sure did rocket out my asshole after those molded cookies..."
by Rabids June 11, 2006
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